Sheikhmate? Preacher says chess is 'worse than pork'
Ahmet Mahmut Ünlü described chess players as "cursed" and confidently claimed that "most people who played chess are liars".
"Playing chess is worse than gambling and eating pork ... People who play chess are more prone to lying than others," he pointed out.
Still not convinced? Good, because the warnings do not end there.
The sheikh – who has already ranked the sinful game ahead of most prohibitions in Islamic jurisprudence – even went as far as suggesting "people who play chess may not say the shahada [declaration of Islamic belief] while they are dying".
But fear not, young... err Ali(?), because the wise sheikh has not left you idle and hobby-less for the rest of the year.
"You should count your prayer beads instead of playing games like this," he suggested.